Marcello Hernández
Good Hang with Amy Poehler · 6 Oct 2026
Source: https://traffic.megaphone.fm/GLT9484130312.mp3
Transcript: https://podcasts.opennash.com/shows/good-hang/marcello-hernandez-0888d8/ (via OpenNash Podcasts, machine-generated)

I hope I don't have to cancel again tonight.

Chronic migraine means 15 or more headache days a month, each lasting 4 h or more. Botox onabotulinumtoxinaA prevents headaches in adults with chronic migraine. It is not approved for those with 14 or fewer headache days a month. Botox, the number one prescribed brand with chronic migraine preventive treatment, prevents, on average, eight to nine headache days a month versus six to seven for placebo. Prescription Botox is injected by your doctor. Effects of Botox may spread hours to weeks after injection, causing serious symptoms.

Alert your doctor right away, as difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems or muscle weakness can be signs of a life threatening condition. Patients with these conditions before injection are at highest risk. Side effects may include allergic reactions, neck and injection site pain, fatigue and headache. Allergic reactions can include rash, welts, asthma symptoms and dizziness. Don't receive Botox if there's a skin infection. Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions, including ALS, Lou Gehrig's disease, myasthenia gravis or Lambert Eaton syndrome, and medications, including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects.

Ask your doctor. Visit botoxchronicmigraine. com or call 1-800-444-6444 to learn more.

Hello everyone, welcome to another episode of Good Hang. Very excited about our guest today. It is Marcello Hernández. You know, Marcello from SNL. He is a great stand up, he's a real charm machine, and we love Marcello and we have so much fun in this interview. We're gonna, we're gonna talk about so many things today. We're gonna talk about soccer, we're gonna talk about summer school. We're gonna talk about, uh, the fact that his mom decides who cuts his hair.

We're gonna talk about, um, he's bad at texting. And he's gonna try to constantly and consistently compliment me through this thing. And I'm gonna really, really fight back. So, um, we're gonna have a good time today. But before we talk to Marcello, we always find somebody who knows our guest, who wants to speak well behind our guest's back. And and give me a question to ask them. And we are back with our friend Sarah Sherman, Sarah, a fellow cast member with Marcello at SNL and a real peach.

And we're gonna get her on Zoom and see, um, see what she thinks. I should ask him. Look, wow, some interesting Photoshop. This episode of Good Hang is presented by PayPal. Brighten up the start to the festive season by getting ahead of the holiday rush. Shop your favorite online stores with PayPal this holiday, like Sephora for gift sets, Target for toys and electronics, and TikTok Shop for fashion, apparel and gadgets. Check out with the flexibility to pay now or pay later, and split your payments with Pay in four with no interest, no late fees.

Shop now with PayPal Pay in four, subject to approval. Learn more at paypal.com slash pay in four. PayPal Inc. NMLS 910457.

get up, what do you say? And I never wanna do something good. Hey,

Wow, for people that are listening and not watching. Sarah just popped up on her Zoom with a Marcello screen saver. She's in between two gorgeous pictures of him.

Sup lady, can we buy you a drink?

Look at that punam, as as one would say,

Isn't he so cute?

he really does have a real puppy quality.

Do we have the same hair? By the way, he would, by the way, kill himself if I said that.

Sarah, you know that I like to compliment you and you like to deflect.

I want it, I want it today, that's what I want.

you have great hair.

Thank you, thank you. I do go into getting a haircut and I say, do your worst, so I'm glad it comes out good.

Sherman, it is really good to see you I miss and

you guys.

we we miss you. We our time together on the pod was so fun. We still talk about it. But Marcello I is probably the the um cast member I feel like I kinda know the least about. And um, tell me when you, when you guys 1st met, how, how you were already at the show.

I met him on the show. This fucking brat shows up. He is gonna be so fucking mad that you guys got me for this. He's gonna be like, could've gotten Kevin Hart, Sebastian Maniscalco, Adam Sandler, and you got fucking Sarah. Our relationship started, cause I'd be up all night on writing night, like writing like a maniac, and he would be like, chill, dude, relax, you're good man. Cause I feel like I'm a very I'm like a homework girl.

And you know, having someone reflect that back, having like a fun guy with like major puppy dog energy, being like you can relax, you can take it easy, sis.

it's funny that you say that that is like when I was thinking about what I wanna talk to him about. Like, he definitely always looks like he's having fun. It's very like, little little brother energy, like you guys, let's not forget that this is fun.

I would die without him there because he is, he's always having fun, like writing night at three zero a m. He's him and Cam Patterson will be like doing like backflips. They'll put like all the chairs in on 17 together in like a big tower on top of like the writing table, and like, do like backflips over them. But he's really, um, he's very menche, like he's very, you know, like he's, he's really tight with his mom, you know, he, you know, he's like such a good guy.

Cause of how, like, well, he takes care of his like family. And like, you know, uh, the little brother energy is like, cause he cares. Like, he'll call me, like on a Wednesday at eight zero pm. Like during a hiatus, when we're like, you know, I'm not, I. I'm like lying on my couch, like rotting. And he'll be like, All right, bro, what? What clubs are you doing tonight? Like, are you getting up there? what are you doing?

Come on? And I'm like, I'm lying down, watching X files, and he's like, let's hit the cellar, what do you put your Avails in? Do s do some shows? Like, he's like, weirdly, like, encouraging, and he like, he'll like, telepathically feel if I'm like, feeling kind of like shitty and like, activate.

Do stand ups do that for each other, where they kind of, like, encourage each other to keep getting up and trying new stuff.

Marcello does. I feel like most stand ups are such fucking bloodsuckers that they like, hope nobody else is getting up so they can hog all the stage time.

I wanna talk to him about the fact, like he was a really good soccer player, like really cares about sports, like, has a good connection with a lot of, like, is hosting the SPS, all this stuff like, is a is like a jock.

He's a jock bec in a way where, um, I think I can't believe I'm gonna be complimenting him so much. I'll get you he, um, he's a. It's really great at SNL because he is like, kind of like a team player in like a real way. Like he's really good at, like involving people in bits and like and sketches, and like he, you know. He gets everyone's voice really well, and he's really good at including other people in his bits.

And in a way that's extremely generous, in a very team player way, even though he is a standup, and because he is a jock, he's really athletic and his like physicality like is unbelievable. He did, he did a Sebastian Maniscalco sketch where, like Sebastian is like a lawyer, he does like a backflip in it, he does like a back handspring, like a Russian teenage gymnast. He's, he did a backflip in, like a Jack Black sketch, too.

He's like, he's physically unbelievable and like light on his feet, and like doing backflips, you know, so many at 20. backflips. I can't explain it like that's what he do. He is like a newborn puppy who, just like popped out of the womb, did a backflip. But then, like, you know, he'll come to my office at like 10,000 pm. He's like, I'm ordering Thai food, do you want anything? And I joked like, Yeah, give me a beats pill, and he got me one

What's a beats pill?

a little speaker. He's just like, he's, he's just generous like that. It was like 4 min ago he was giving me a wedgie, and now I have like a 300 speaker in my office. When I was kidding, by the way,

Okay, what? Um, what question do you think I should ask Marcello today?

I had like three questions Okay, great, about one, What's your fucking deal, dude? two, Oh, are you gonna stay? Not answering my text? Look at your phone, Marcello. Um,

I have experience with that. Marcello is really bad at texting.

cause he's well, I have his location on, so I'll be like, why isn't he fucking texting me back? And then I'll look at his location. And he's doing like a children's fundraiser in Costa Rica. I'm like, Oh, Okay, respect, respect, respect, um, and I always know where he is at all times, so he can never betray me. Um, my my question is, he is s. He's a very, um, inherently social person and gets like, um, he gets very energized by other people.

He's all like, he literally kind of, like, can't be alone for more than 5 s, which is why he's so fun, um, but legit, he's an amazing joke writer, and he's extremely productive and prolific. Like he just put out an hour of stand up, he already has another. He's constantly touring. And I just like, don't understand when and where he has the time to do that. So I'm like, it's kind of a bad question, but I'm like, I literally wanna know when and how is he writing jokes?

Cause also he mi I. I have a feeling, cause I've asked him this before, and I think he was just like, shut up, you know, whatever. But it is like a serious question, cause I I have a feeling. He writes a lot on stage, cause he's so like physical and like, gets really energized by an audience. But his jokes are actually good and well written.

you're making a good point, right? Which is that sometimes when someone's not always, but like when someone's doing physical stuff, it's like a vibe. And if you read it on a page, it wouldn't really feel like a like, a crafted joke. But you're saying he can do both

He has legit, well written jokes, you know, and he always kinda makes this joke, like at SNL, you know, he's like, you know me, like, I, you know, I'm. I'm like a bad sketch writer or whatever. Cause y, you know, you just get into like a way at SNL where you're like, you've decided you've called yourself something like, you know, when you did therapy on me, like crazy, when I was like, I'm a good actor or performer, you know, whatever.

But he'll be like, Oh, you know, like, I can't write it. But it's like, then when he actually puts his fingers on a keyboard and writes, it's hila. Like he is a really good writer and all of his standup, it's like, really tight, good, he has set up punchline jokes. So in my head, I'm like, so he's writing it down, but I'm like, when, where,

I love this question, cause it, it, it, uh, it. I think that there's a underneath it. There's just this idea of, like, figuring out what we're, like, allowed to say about ourselves, like, what do we actually? What would we dare to say? We're good at? Basically? Hm,

that's good, yeah, come to think of it, I did ask a good question, didn't I?

now the the the Gen Xer in me wants to know, how did you get his face in the Zoom screen, and how do you do that?

Listen, I'm, I'm a professional and I'm also a magician as well, so a magician never reveals the secrets that she does really well.

Shermy, I I love talking to you. I wish we could do it every week. It's so fun. Thanks for doing this. I think he's gonna be so happy.

Are you guys seeing him now?

Yeah, he's coming in in, like, um, he'll be here in like a half an hour.

Don't always an up yours

Thank you so much for love you doing it. Okay, love you too, talk to you soon. Bye bye. Folks. As we head into fall, we welcome yet another season of change, changing leaves, refreshed wardrobes and new routines. But one thing that doesn't need to change your phone. The smartest upgrade this season isn't a new phone, it's a better wireless plan. Switch to Visible, the ultimate wireless hack. You get unlimited 5G data and unlimited hotspot powered by Verizon for just 25 a month.

That means keeping the phone you already love, ditching your overpriced phone bill and saving enough to get yourself a pumpkin spice all season long. All the perks of big wireless for half the cost. Switch today at Visible.com. The Visible plan starts at 25 a month, or get the premium Visible Plus Pro plan and save 10 on your 1st month with promo code Hang. Terms apply. See Visible.com for plan features and network management details.

what?

Wow, Marcello is here and he has a gorgeous Do you have, um, gorgeous flowers.

you have like a a a huge vase? Marcello, I can move it further than you. No, these are for you. They remind me of you. sunflowers. Yeah, cause you've brightened so many people's lives. And um, I think I, um, it's the least I can do.

well, let's get started. Why is Marcello bringing me flowers? Why do you feel the need to bring me such thank you Of for these gorgeous flowers?

course, of course, I'm sensing a weird energy. Like you're not so happy about the flowers, or

So happy, but I feel put them on like the floor. No, I feel like this is some kind of Mia culpa. What's happening?

no, no, Mia, mia, Mia, happy, Mia, Mia, grateful to be here with you. Um, You came, and and so many people, they give people's, they give people their flowers, you know what I mean, like, you're giving giving you the me flowers, literally,

they're beautiful. You came in very shy.

I know, dude, it's so good to see you. And yes, I do have a mia culpa. If people are wondering,

Do you?

I do with you. Yes,

what is it?

cause you texted me and I didn't answer. I took too long.

What did I text you about?

I don't even wanna think about it. I don't It's a big even remember what mistake. It's one of my largest regrets.

no it. I'm getting to know you and what I'm realizing is that you're not a great texter. That's okay.

no, but I w- I'm working, I'm doing the work, and, um, I'm big on dude, a cat.

wait, did you just catch I got a a fly

not a fly. No, I did not kill an animal. via mic It was a. It was a flurry, something,

like a fuzzy?

um, yeah, fuzzy, yes, um, but um, no, it's, it's, um, I, it's so bad, and um,

Does it bother you to be a bad texter? Like, did you actually care? I care a lot, You do? Does it? Uh,

especially when, like, especially when it's somebody like you that I'm like, I can't believe I. You texted me like, I, I. I think about it often of like, you worked your whole life to get to a place where an an Amy Poehler could or would text you. And then you have the balls,

ghosted, ghosted.

the the the go nas And also to go. Sorry, I didn't see. Who are you? A friend from college? Sorry, I didn't see this. also, your response And um,

months later was like, Oh, I was so tired. It was something like, it I was was something like, like, I haven't had any sleep. I haven't, I know it's

but I ap- I apologize. tough, no, it's And I got here on time. I really I rode a bike,

appreciate. Wait, you rode here,

I rode here on a bike. wait, I. It saved me 9 min on the commute

people should know it's very hot out with today.

the flowers. One hand, I risked my life. That's a lie, but Wow, thank you for I sent them in a car. that. They're I didn't wanna get them in trouble. beautiful flowers Yeah, shout out and that we to my assistant, Maddie you made your assistant, God, she's you made in the car,

your assistant ride a bike she's in with a flower.

the no, she's in the car, she's in the car with the flowers.

When you're riding a bike in New York City, do you have people be like, Hey, Sometimes do they, like, they recognize I like you? that, that's my favorite Yeah,

type of interaction. Hey, hey, Marcello, Yes,

you can, you can ride away, Marcello. There's so many good things happening for you. 1st of all, congratulations on being like almost a a vet at SNL. Like, I know, like, you now, you know, like you're in that sweet spot, oh God, right? Where you know how it works, like you, you're not terrified anymore. There's people that are newer than you. Like, it's a nice, nice place to be in, right?

and so so, yeah, I'm not so confused anymore. I know the schedules and stuff yeah, cause it is pretty good,

a weird place to work and it has I know its own set of rules. And like, now you kinda know it, and you like, people know you and there's

this is so surreal to be talking to you is like this. It is crazy, you have to understand it.

all right, all right.

I know that for you, you're like, I mean, you could I'm just Amy, be but you're not, well, you, you are a you are a force of nature. Dude, I was watching all of your, uh, every award show that Amy dude, you are you, you, you're so funny. You had a guy massaging you, you had you, then you kissed him. Uh, that guy that,

was Bono. yeah, Bono, Bono's Yeah,

massaging her and kissing. I'm very Hispanic. And then, um, you, you, you had the thing with George Clooney, where you're like, flirting with him, Oh man, so freaking good. The

you never.

hoodie, the great one, uh, gr, one of the great gifs

Oh my god. Is that of hi in how we say it? Cause I never history, Gif know.

Gif doesn't matter.

Great, okay, well, this leads me into my 1st question. Okay, great, Because what I got from your special is so funny, you watched so great.

it. You crammed it yesterday. L I crammed it, Yeah,

loved it.

thank you.

You are like a product of, like a matriarchy. You have grown up around women, sisters, your mother's a huge part of your life and your comedy.

oh yeah, I don't know what it is. I think it's, um, the um. The hang with the boys is so funny. I laugh so much with my boys, but like, a hang with women is just so, um, it's funny. But it's also like mentally challenging well, yeah, and I mean, we're, we're, um, emotional. You're learning about yourself. I have a lot of lesbian friends too that I that I really connect with, yes, they like, like, cause I'm a lesbian in many yeah, ooh, ways.

say more. What do Do you know what

you mean?

I mean? Cause I grew up around women, so I'm kind of a woman in some ways. I get jealous, I get petty, I do, I get jealous and petty. My girlfriend has to deal with that. I do. I get weird. I go, I didn't like that, I say that sometimes, I go, I didn't like that, I go. When you did that, I didn't like that oh, I love and it made me that. feel bad. And I hope that In the future, in the future, when you are in a situation where you could do something like that, that you'll act differently.

For my sake, I talk like that's a really that sometimes. good communicating, by the Oh yeah, way. my mom has really trained me,

Have you ever been to therapy? um, a little bit, Uh, huh,

I've, I've experimented. Sports psychology. I liked.

I wanna talk about that because you are a big, you're a jock. I'm a jock. Yeah, And you know, I can tell from the way that you like, a PR, like you love a team and like, that is the thing I have to say. Like, when in in figuring out, like, what to talk to you about today, like I've. When I was around you and got to be at SNL and you were there, you can tell right away.

The people that like to have fun, and I know that sounds so stupid and simple, but it's easily forgotten at any job. Is like, Okay, I got the job now, like, and then all you think about is like, losing the job, or the job sucks, or the job's hard, or whatever. You forget the fun part, cause, and there's something about you that really radiates a lot of fun and you love being part of a team. oh yeah.

And Like you like I, the team to win.

yeah, and I don't like to work like in in a in, like in a very po, like in a positive way. I work very hard in my life, but I don't like to work. Working is bad and weird, so everything but work is always usually my goal when I'm working. I got a scooter, my girlfriend had a s a foot injury, I, she had a a scooter, I got her a new scooter, and then the old scooter.

I took it to work. Now there's a scooter at work. Now, if you gotta go to the bathroom, you jump on the scooter, that's fun, you're there in a couple minutes. Now fuck, people are scooting up and down the fuck, halls, that's fun.

that's fun.

You know what I mean,

God, I love that.

sometimes I do seal, do you know, seal with that long table that we do table read in? Were you I do seal.

flying across?

I run through that hallway and then I seal and see if I can get fully across.

Okay, you know who, uh, did a version of Seal many, many years before you is Jimmy Fallon.

Of course, that's my kind of guy, Yeah, and that's my kind of guy. he is, The other thing that I love about not working, or like, trying not to work, is, uh, this is like, maybe this is a sick thing for me. But um, looking in the eyes of someone who's trying to work, who you are not letting to work, the frustration s. It brings me joy in you like a way that's dark. Um, and then they'll do it to me sometimes, and then I can laugh and understand it.

okay, you talk about, okay, yeah,

It's just you have to know. Sometimes

yeah, everything here is fake. I love Um,

when something cause you. Im. Imagine how dirty I would get with syrup, you know how syrup is so gross and it stays on you forever,

yeah, but that doesn't. It's

and then you just get

all nice.

the joy of trying, but without happening. Sorry,

Um, you, okay, you, uh, focus up, sorry. okay, so you,

Who wants to have some fun on the Amy Poehler show today? You're trying to work, aren't you? You're trying to work, girl? I have I some questions know I've prepared.

I am too. No gracias, Marcello tried to work. what's over here? Your Um, don't

phone is dirty, girl, look at that thing, dirty ass phone, Amy Poehler on the 115th floor of the Spindash building. Crazy. This is an old phone, doesn't even work,

doesn't even. doesn't even turn on, It's turned off it's off, if you don't of course, ask because of course, we're recording,

of course it is, of course. Meanwhile, my butt's vibrating.

okay, listen, you do this bit in your stand up, which is so funny to me. When you're talking about your mom making you dance. What I love about it is not only because you love to dance, I love to dance and I like. I wonder if you have a relationship to like, you love to move around, you like, you're an energy guy. From and from a li, from a young age, you were that way. Did your mom know that you were that kind of kid from an early age?

And she would get you into sports and moving and dancing because she knew you had to, you had to get it out.

Yes, 100, 100. My parents goals always throughout my life was to get me tired. Does that make sense? So all the activities I ever did were always with the ultimate goal of will he go to sleep? And um, it was tough because there's a lot, there's a lot of batteries in here, you understand? So I started playing baseball and then baseball, the I was in the outfield and 1st of all pants, right in the sun, like it's so hot for what,

and long socks.

for what? We're in Miami, wearing pants in the sun. This sport doesn't make sense.

people don't know you grew up in Miami.

Yes, of course, so I was playing baseball and the ball would never come to where I was, cause they had me in the outfield. And then so, apparently, according to my family, I don't remember doing this, but I was doing cartwheels in the uh, in the in the outfield and playing with insects and stuff. And so they took me out. My mom said, Gee, I gotta take you out of baseball, cause you're kinda making us look bad as a family.

too much downtime We're, we're

out there.

Hispanic, you're half Cuban, half Dominican. They were like, this kid'll be good, and then you're a nuisance. So then I did soccer, and soccer is a perfect sport for a child with ADD that's unmedicated and with a lot of energy, because the ball never stops moving.

oh, so much running.

It's so much running. You get home, you are tired, and so soccer became my love. Cause I was like, it's constant um thing. I would get so exhausted on the field and then my parents liked it, and then I played that, you know, until college,

yeah, you were a really good player, that was good. Yeah, you went to college to play it.

yeah, I did, I did.

And like, when, when, what was the what? 1st of all, what was your position?

I was in the I was a winger, which is the guys that have to run all the way up and then all lot of the way back. running, lot You know,

of running. And you and when you were you, you s you mentioned your dad's Dominican, your mom's Cuban. I love when you talk about the differences culturally between those two things. What, what is like, the what are the biggest? I know they're stereotypical, but they're oftentimes very true, like the difference between those two cultures. Cause you're it's. in the middle of both.

The food is pretty much the same. Cuban is more salsa, and then, uh, Dominican Republic, they do merengue and bachata, so bachata is one, two, three, stop, one, two, three, stop. And then salsa is like a crazy. My foot goes there, your foot leaves my, your my foot returns, your foot leaves. It's more like math, um, and then the way they talk is different. So, like, for example, in Cuban Spanish, there's like, a uh, uh, oye, oigo.

Lo que está pasando es que nosotros somos de Cuba, y en Cuba nosotros hablamos guau guau, like that. And in Dominican Republic, it's a little higher and faster, so it's like, y nosotros los dominicanos somos una una, una. Un tipo de persona que como que nosotros no nos metemos en problemas. Si no hay problemas, yo no quiero problemas, yo me quiero salir del problema. Y entonces los cubanos son como, no, papi, yo no puedo dar, me digo, yo no puedo dar, me digo algo, algo que me va a reflexionar negativamente.

Entonces yo me voy a quitar, me voy a quitar de esa cosa. Y entonces los dominicanos me miran. No, yo no puedo estar ahí, yo no me voy a meter ahí, yo no me meto ahí. Yo no, yo, yo no estoy loco, yo puedo estar que tenga un par de cositas que yo hago mal, pero yo no estoy loco. And that is kind of the difference.

But what's so amazing about that is you're making music to me, cause I can't speak Spanish. of course, And the music, s the Dominican. M music sounds like New York, of course, cause so many Dominicans in New York fast. Yeah, fast, and the Cuban music sounds like Desi. That's what we, that's who we knew when we were growing up. Desi and Es was the only Cuban that we were like, we knew. Did your family watch I Love Lucy or care, or did your parents have any ver like, did they care about Desi?

Do you? Did you?

My mom's personality can be very Lucy sometimes. My mom is like my mom would always say my mom came from Cuba and it was difficult cause they took her stuff, you know, Cuba, the communist government. And so, um, when she came to America, she w she really leaned in to being American. Like for years, she would tell us we're all gonna change our last name to Smith. Um, cause she was like,

that happens.

I'm American now, I don't wanna be Yeah, a lot of Cuban anymore. people wanted to assimilate, And they didn't wanna be like, she didn't wanna. She was so like, um, sad and embarrassed of what happened in Cuba, that she wanted to be fully American. So she would say stuff, you know, like, Eh, blondes have more fun, and I am just a dumb blonde. Like she would say that all the time because she just thought it was, you know, being American was that.

And um, she, she loves, I love Lucy, she loves, like, you know, having fun. My mom is like, Uh, my mom has a little bit of Yorkie energy sometimes, um, and then also she can be very tough and hard. And um, yeah,

okay, but I wanna talk about your soccer part, because, okay, you're getting, how do you get to college from S with soccer?

girl. So the other thing, too, is the pressure of your friends, like you always wanna look good to your friends and to your family. And so I was like, I need to play college soccer because I've worked so hard at soccer, all my friends know me as a soccer guy, so if I don't play college soccer, that's bad. So I emailed every school, I was sending emails, s

do you have recruiters come and see you? I edited And my own videos, I hm, hm,

did played in all these tournaments. And then, um, the school in Ohio, John Carroll, and the school in California, Occidental. They both wanted me to play there and they were like, you know, we can figure out some sort of academic scholarship. And then my mom said, you can't go to California because you'll be too far. And I don't know what you will do when you are that far. And if I can't go see you easily, that'll be a problem.

So she didn't let me go to California, but she let me go to Ohio. And then, right before I went to college, my senior year, my drama teacher asked me to memorize a monologue, and you had I,

never performed before.

No. I learned a John Leguizamo monologue and a monologue from class action. And um, it was

John Leguizamo used to have some really mombo mouth, great Mambo mouth.

she calls me chocolate eyes, I call her my albino beaver. It was crazy. It was about a a Cuban cabana boy meeting a white woman That's at a hotel and right, that's right, falling in love. Um, yeah. And and

your teacher recommended that you do really interesting. So they saw something in you, and he goes, like, Hey, yeah,

he goes, If you do this, I'll get you out of school for like three days. I'll take you to Tampa and you'll compete in this thing. And I went and I won. I was the best monologue contrasting monologues, cause it was funny, cause it was like the 1st one was about. The 1st one was so sad and very real, about a gang member that hid his gun under his bed and his little brother found it and shot himself, and so that's the 1st monologue.

And then I go, he shouldn't have done that, he shouldn't have, he shouldn't have gone into my room. And then I get up, Hello, it is me, Ramon, the Cuban cabana boy. And then that then you get into this thing about having sex with an old American woman. Um,

and but it goes. It goes to show that people love to laugh, they love to laugh man, they love and you gotta to laugh.

do that. 1 s You Yes, you can't, can't, you you can't do can't do that it any other way, one. 1st, um, and so. But I did that. I felt like, oh, I like performing, I like being in front of people. That was like the 1st time I really felt like this was cool, that was cool. You must What I did.

have, when you were younger, been told a lot like, you're funny, you like, you, like, you like a good performer. Or Marcello like you. They must have known that you had this extroverted personality, but in you never.

school, they call that excessive talking mischief. Um,

that's right. We have a lot of people in here talk about like the one. There's just like one or two teachers that said, Hey, like, Ryan Kugler was here and he had a professor like, encourage him to write a screenplay. And like people that just say, like, you should, you should try this thing. I see something in you.

And I get so much joy from taking teachers to SNL. I've taken quite a few teachers to SNL. So this guy, the 1st guy that taught me how to write a script, is this, uh, script guy. C named Bob Knoll at my college. And, uh, he told me, What's your favorite comedy movie right now? And I go, I love the 40 year old version. He goes, I want you to write the same, write that movie, but change something about it.

And so I wrote the 40 year old version. But the main character is a woman. Um, and, uh,

A part for a woman. Thank you, Marcello.

yeah, you're welcome. Finally. Well, I have it, you could, you would be perfect for it. Oh my god, we should make it. Um, and so I brought him to SNL and he got to hang out. And then I had, um, I had a a a theology teacher who Mr. Franzis is based on, um, that. She was like, you know, my body's full of Alloibera because I was burned from my toes until my head. And um, uh, Angie, and so I love her, and so I brought her to SNL.

Um, and then the coolest one was, um, so, eh? My freshman or sophomore year, I took a fundamentals of, uh, Shakespearean performance class. And there was this guy, uh, Bo Smith and his partner, Tom Roche, and they were this lovely gay couple and they were so fun and cool. And they had this class. And they'd be like, you can perform whatever you want. And then one day, everyone's gonna try some Shakespeare. And so people were doing, you know, monologues from famous movies, you know, Wolf of Wall Street or whatever.

And then, um, one day he noticed, like everybody was acting kind of like, soft, you know, like they weren't really giving it up for him. And he goes, and he's like, you know, in his late 60s at the time, maybe a, and so he goes well. If you're not gonna show me what I wanna see, then maybe I'll show you myself. And he's in his late 60s. And takes off his tie, puts it down, takes off a necklace, puts it down, then gets up and he goes.

I will be performing King Lear. And he just goes, he goes, rah, rah, yeah. He gets on his knees, he starts screaming and, ah, just goes crazy. And everybody's like, Oh my god. And then it, it changed us completely, like everyone started to really give it to him and perform. And um, I, uh, I,

what did you do?

I did, oh, I did a bunch of crazy stuff in his class. I, I did what every whatever he wanted, and then, uh, I started performing my stand up for him. I would write a little stand up and do it in his class, and then I took his class again. And then, um, they were let go from the school, the two guys, and it was heartbreaking, cause I was like, you guys are the greatest. This, I just wanna see you be good and whatever.

Um, and so now, all these years later, the college has called me back and they're like, what do you wanna do? Like, you wanna you should do something for the school? You know? A And I go, Okay, great, let's start a scholarship, so I started a scholarship at my school, at the college I went to. And um, it's for kids that wanna do what I did, and it's, and it's called the Bo and Tom Uh scholarship Marcello.

by Marcello Hernández. And so now all these scholarship recipients so far, we've had two. They meet with me and Bo, because Tom has passed, and they meet with me and Bo, and they get to meet Bo. And like, he tells them all the stories, and he's a fascinating guy, and I found him in Cleveland, Ohio. And so I have, you know, so much love for those teachers and also Bo. Uh, the teacher that told me to memorize that monologue, he came to SNL with his wife and his son.

ugh, I gave him a full tour, so awful. I love I, I, I, the the full circle moment They must be. So, of like, that is priceless. that's awesome. And, Yeah,

uh, have you ever?

did you have a teacher,

I had a few? I had a few, like, uh, like a lot of English teachers that told me I was a good writer. Or like, we had a really good UM drama teacher who, like, we just put on really good productions in our school and stuff. My, I feel like my teachers came a little bit later, when I, like, started improvising and doing sketch in Chicago. Like teachers who, like, basically, just like, treated me like somebody who could do this as a job, which I never thought I could do.

and you, um, You never, no, you founded, yeah, okay, but you hold but okay, on, you no, no, no, but founded but did you ever do sketch? an institution, Did you ever do sketch?

you're the founder of an of a comedic institution. Does he does that register to you? okay, Marcello, back Do you know how

to you.

many opportunities you created by doing that? Okay, we're Do you know how much you gave in, we're back?

in college with you now, we're back to college.

Like, cause? There's so many people that have been good comedic actresses and that have done great shows and have grown. But how many of those people have founded an institutute for people to grow and come out of? How many alumni have you to thank? okay, so listen, I mean, it's just

we're okay.

something to behold.

Let's go back to Ohio. Did you ever do sketch? Speaking of sketch and improv? Did you ever God, you're do

impressive. I mean, a fascinating woman.

Marcello?

Sorry, just I'm, I'm, I'm impressed. Apologize and let me say your computer's banged up, the phone is all dirty. Leave me, Like like, leave me. This you should is so Gen Z be in a

of you. castle, This is so gen in a castle z.

on a throne with a brand new computer.

You know, I do agree, I Apple do agree.

Give her the new stuff, man, give her all the new stuff. She's got dents on the computer. I feel like getting into Sebastian, You are a little, the computer looks like it was thrown off a truck. Pick it up, Amy Poehler.

we have.

The phone looks like it has been in the mouth of a toddler. It's sticky, it's sticky. Oh my god, Marcello Oh my god, I'm sorry,

Sebastian. We we interviewed him. It was so fun, I we did it in front

love, I'm. of a live I need to stop doing audience. him because He, he's so fun it's addicting, to do. I bet it's addicting,

you're so good at it. addicting. Also, you've got really got his physicality down.

I love it.

And is it true that you did, like a back handspring when you did him, or like a back flip It's of some kind?

some crazy stuff. Okay, I Yeah, Shia, wanna talk about that, LaBeouf, thank God okay, but just in Ohio.

okay. You quit, you quit soccer. You're like, I gotta do stand up. Was that sad? With the team? Must have been bummed.

they were ba, they were bummed and more disappointed in me for Why did you giving up

have to quit?

on them, cause I couldn't do both. I was doing a lot of stand up, I won an amateur comp. I got good, like I didn't get really good fast, but I got like, okay, very fast. yeah, cause Um,

you're a hustler, you know how to. I, yeah. And Yeah,

I was doing a lot of sets and then I won an amateur competition. 500 bucks to host at the Funny Stop Comedy Club in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio. And I go, Oh, I'm the real deal. And then, um, so I, I had to quit, cause I was like, I wanna pursue this, I think I could be good at it.

What did your mom think?

She, she was excited about it. She She was like, I think

was?

this is what you're supposed to do. She also never understood soccer. She's like, it's too fast and people kick you and I don't want you to be kicked. And my dad was like, you shouldn't quit. I think you could be a good soccer player. My stepdad was also very supportive. Um, and then, um, when I quit, this is when, like, like, it's this is like a balls dropping moment is. Um, when I quit, I was crying and I told the coaches I quit and they were like, Great, we get it, you know, obviously we'll miss you on the team, but um, we're not gonna tell the team.

You are gonna go downstairs right now, clean your face gosh. up, do whatever you have to do and then go tell the boys that you're quitting the team. And so I was like, I'm so sorry guys, I just gotta, I wanna do something, I'm gonna do comedy, and um, I just think you guys are gonna do great and I'm just sorry and I love you guys. And then I just had to shake the hands of like 27

You have to good game guys. I it for the old

had to good game it. guys. And like, most of them were like, that's so weird. And then, you know, a couple of them were like, I love you buddy, good luck, whatever. But that also also lit a fire under my butt.

yeah. And and then you y. Just for laughs is what gets you the SNL audition. Yeah, 6 min, Just for laughs is a comedy festival. You go up there, you do really well, you get seen, you get the audition. What is your audition story? Everybody has an SNL audition story. What's yours? so, dude, Yeah,

I've never been so nervous. Like I was. I was hosting at the stand comedy club every almost every every night at the time I was a host, so I wasn't I. I. I realized that you could get way more spots on shows if you just host, you could do your stand up. And it's tough because you're doing a cold open, but you can do stand up way more times than you can just do a spot. If you say I'll host, so I was like, I'll host everything.

And then I get this thing for JFL, I go to JFL, it's my 6 min set. If you watch it back, I'm shaking, like, if you just watch it, like, focus on my hands and stuff. I am fully, like, shaking up there for the whole 6 min, cause I was really, really scared. I had to look myself in the mirror before and be like, you just gotta do this, you gotta do this. Um, and then after that, I got the SNL audition, I go to the audition thing.

I do a bunch of jokes about how my mom escaped communism and that I can't complain and that whatever. And then I call my mom after and I go, Mom, I don't know, cause they didn't laugh that hard, cause it's at like, UCB. And like, I think some people there, they don't think cosmic. Communism is that bad. Like, and so I feel scared that they think I'm like some right wing nut. And she's like, It's okay, Marcello, they understand your message, it's okay.

I'm like, whatever. Then I got the call back and then, um, I, uh, I got the call back. And um, I put headphones in and I listened to Always be my Baby by Mariah Carey, but, uh, by Brass Tacks, so it's like a lot of S sacks. It's so good. And um, I'm blasting it in my ears while I wait, cause they make you wait and on repeat over and over again, the same song.

while you're in the dressing room Yes, and at 30 Rock.

yes, and so I'm in there like this, back to the door. And then, um, the only thing I hear is at one point I hear, and I turn around. And a woman has been there for like a few minutes, trying to call my attention. Um, Sam, uh, Miner, who's a talent on the talent team? And um, I was like, Oh, okay, sorry. And then someone told me I had to get makeup on, and I was like, I don't think so, and they're like, Oh, you should get some makeup on.

And then I got some makeup on, and then I first went out.

time ever getting makeup on, Yeah, for probably. Yeah, yeah,

sure. And then no one laughed. Um, somebody coughed, and then my mom, I call my mom, and I'm like, I don't know what to notoriously do. quiet. Cold room

Yeah, cold room.

and then, um, that's it. And then a few weeks later, I got the call that I got the job and I was like, this is awesome.

Where were you when you got the call? Do you remember?

Um, yeah, I was like, at my apartment, um, my friend's apartment that I was living in. And um, I call my mom. And then we cried for a bit, and then I was like, I'm gonna make $1 million. And then it turns out that you don't make that.

I'm pro football Hall of Famer Brian Dawkins, and I lived for a long time with something I did not know the name of major depressive disorder. I carried sadness and anger because I thought I could handle it alone, but I couldn't. Now I wanna make sure others know that that support is out there. If you're experiencing similar symptoms, talk to a healthcare professional. Visit MDD Allies dot com to watch my story. Paid partnership with Johnson Johnson.

Brian Dawkins is not prescribed. Caplyta lumataperone I needed more from my antidepressant, so my doctor added caplyta lumataperone. Proven to provide greater relief from depression symptoms than an antidepressant alone, building on my progress without starting over. Caplyta is for adults with major depressive disorder when used with an antidepressant and is available by prescription only. Individual results may vary. In clinical trials, weight gain was not common. elderly dementia patients have increased risk of death or stroke. Caplyta is not approved for dementia related psychosis.

Call your doctor about new or sudden mood changes, behaviors, or suicidal thoughts right away. Antidepressants may increase these risks. Report fever, confusion, stiff muscles, which may be life threatening, or uncontrolled muscle movements, which may be permanent. High cholesterol and weight gain may occur, as can high blood sugar, which may be fatal. Monitoring is recommended. Common side effects are sleepiness, dizziness, nausea, dry mouth, feeling tired and diarrhea. These aren't all the side effects. Ask your doctor about Caplyta.

Learn more at Caplyta dot com or call eight eight eight two five two four eight two four.

Chronic migraine means fifteen or more headache days a month, each lasting four hours or more. Botox onabotulinumtoxinaA is a chronic migraine treatment that prevents headaches in adults. It's not approved for adults with migraine who have fourteen or fewer headache days a month. Botox prevents, on average, eight to nine headache days and migraine probable migraine days a month, versus six to seven for placebo.

Huh, I'm having fewer headache days this month.

Prescription Botox is injected by your doctor. Effects of Botox may spread hours to weeks after injection, causing serious symptoms. Alert your doctor right away as difficulty swallowing, speaking, breathing, eye problems or muscle weakness can be signs of a life threatening condition. Patients with these conditions before injection are at highest risk. Side effects may include allergic reactions, neck and injection site pain, fatigue and headache. Allergic reactions can include rash, welts, asthma symptoms and dizziness. Don't receive Botox if there's a skin infection.

Tell your doctor your medical history, muscle or nerve conditions, including ALS, Lou Gehrig's disease, myasthenia gravis or Lambert Eaton syndrome, and medications, including botulinum toxins, as these may increase the risk of serious side effects. Ask your doctor, visit botoxchronicmigraine dot com or call one eight hundred four four Botox to learn more.

This episode is brought to you by eBay Live. Here's how it goes First, you're watching the eBay live stream, telling yourself, I'm just looking. And then boom, you see a vintage Rolex go for an absolute steal. Suddenly, a rare Beanie Baby pops up, adrenaline hits, and you're bidding. You might lose that first one, but you bid again and win, and that winning rush, incredible, because you beat everyone to it. Meanwhile, on eBay Live, you don't just watch the action, you're in it.

Download the eBay app to stream and shop live eBay Live. Things people love. This episode is brought to you by Allstate. Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking which group chat you're typing in before hitting send. Next thing, you know, you sent a scalding hot take about the restaurant to the group with the person who picked it. Yikes, yeah. Checking first is a good idea, so check Allstate first for an auto quote.

It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions and availability. Allstate, North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. You're like the first Gen Z cast member, technically.

Is that true?

Do you identify as Gen Z?

No, because I'm too close. I'm not far enough removed from the immigrant struggle to, like, truly enjoy my Gen Z life. Cause you had this great thing that I I saw when I watched the show, which I do quite often. And um, where you say, like, millennials only care about money, yeah, boomers only care boomers only care about

about money.

money. Millennials are like, Where's Well, the money?

don't skip over Gen X, everybody does, Gen X but boomers only care about money. Gen X is like, should we only care about money? Millennials where are like, where is

is the money?

the money? And Gen Z is Gen Z is like, like, what is what is money?

money, right? And so I am like, Um,

You're the where's the money?

I, oh, no, I only care about the I'm a boomer, so, you're a boomer, I'm a boomer, I see, cause I think Gen Z plus immigrant struggle equals boomer. I'm a young boomer in young many ways. I boomer, didn't get to have mental health. You know what I mean? So I, that's boomer vibes,

you're right.

and my mom is probably a boomer. What's a boomer,

No, your mom is Gen X, your mom is my age. And

But my mom is a boomer because of because the immigrant thing.

it well, what? When you say the immigrant thing, it's like, because you're first gen, you just feel this need to, like, you just cannot complain about the same stuff that Can't complain, people. Yeah, nothing is real, everything yeah, but is just what about you is Gen Z? Cause I think there are a few Gen Z things.

I'm really good on the phone. I mean, Incredible, I can do whatever you need on the except for phone, I can texting, reset everything. Like except for texting texting is bad. That's back. a Gen Z thing, probably, too,

Yeah, big time.

not answering.

There's like a nonjudgmental vibe sometimes to Gen Z that you can feel where they're like, whatever, do your thing, yeah, I have you do you,

some of that.

you do. I feel like that,

But my sister is, like, definition of Gen Z,

uh-huh, she's younger than you.

yeah, but she's an architect and she's, uh, now doing interior design, and she's so quiet and so reserved. And then. But also she has her moments with her friends where she, like, is like, fun and talkative. But she's like, in our house, she's like the quieter one. And, uh, that's my. That's a theory my mom has that if the first child you have is insane, that the next one will be quiet, she says. That. that And

probably is true.

the other day, we went to my friend Lila's house and her baby is so nice and sweet and quiet. And she goes, That next one is gonna be a disaster. And I think it could be real. Do you have? How many do you have I'm two, now? I two boys, met your boys, you did. They I met your boys,

were very excited to meet

they're cute boys, dude, you got them. some good boys,

They're well, you know, they're at the age now where they're watching SNL and they wanna see people that look like like them. They wanna see people their age and they wanna like, you know, there's nothing like, even if you're on SNL, your kids just don't wanna watch like classic old. They're just like, I wanna watch people that look like me. That's what SNL's about, is this feeling that, like, young people are in charge over there.

your relationship with, like Maya and Dratch, and that it's so cool and so awesome. Dratch makes me laugh in a way that I can't even explain, and the Same way that she laughs her laugh, is priceless.

it is. It's like magic. And the headphones thing, Who's the best laugh? Oh, I know, the headphones

it's like, I can't. It was so good.

fucking so good.

She's like, I can't, I can't

It's incredible.

figure it out.

I owe Dratch so much money for She's that.

so funny.

Domingo was a huge hit. Like, congrats on having a recurring like you need something sometimes. It's had like, you,

nothing to do with that. God gave me that, God and Keira O'Sullivan Keira and Jimmy and Jimmy,

wrote it right, and they're

they gave me that.

Keira O'Sullivan and Jimmy Fallon. Great writers like at SNL, like, so important to that show, write so many monologues, write so many pieces. And and why do you think? is it? why do you think that sketch just took off? I mean, is it just the bad singing? What is it that makes that so delicious, that I think Ariana sketch? Grande is so Yeah, yeah,

good. We wa like, watching her at a table is mind

she's so talented. it's mind blowing, she Yeah,

sings so crazy. And then her doing it bad is so hard to like, sing bad on purpose. And she does it so good, it's so funny. So that that gets you through the first part of the sketch. And like, the girls were so funny, Heidi and, uh, Ego, and all of them coming in after, so funny. And and Sarah and everybody. And then and then at the end, they're talking about this guy the whole time and you're like, all right.

Well, now there there has to be a reveal. And then I come out wearing like in a little hair goatee and like a version of my hair. And then I sing what I still feel is a very catchy tune yeah, catchy of tune. of just, um, da na da da da na da da. And then I Well, it's think that's what a spresso, it's happened. It's a. It's not just exactly

just a catchy tune, it's a very popular pop it's huge, song.

one of the biggest pop songs of the t of the of our time, Some could of the time that argue, some we are in. could argue, yeah, And so I think that it was just a perfect storm. And then I think it's very SNL for the audience to reward the guy that did the least in the sketch. it's called that, Did nothing pretty much came in for 3 seconds and okay, but that's the thing

but I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, um, praise you for a little bit. Because praise from get ready, Amy Poehler get ready, Marcello, because Pounder. that that is a perfect exa. That is a perfect example of you enter that sketch having fun, like you're enjoying it, like we're enjoying it, and you're like ease and coming into it. And you do this with most of the stuff that you do. Like, you don't let us forget when you're performing, like, can you believe we're all watching this?

This is like comedy, like, how did we all get here? How did you get in the audience? How did I get? Like, it's very, very infectious. Like I always say, like, I always want people to seem relaxed. I don't really care if they have the best jokes or if they're the funniest. I just want them to seem like they're having a good time and they're relaxed, and I can. Nothing makes me more stressed than when I can feel like the mirror neurons of, like, someone else's stress.

yeah, I feel that.

And you always do that on the show, you be like, you act like you've always been there, like everything is super fun. And

that's the power of fear, that's the power what do you of fear.

mean? How do you f- you do? You're so scared, Fake it? uh, probably. You're just Yeah,

so scared of it going wrong that you're like, if it goes wrong, I'm gonna go wrong swinging to the rafters. So, like, I just go absolutely insane. My biggest note at dress is calm down, cause there's some stuff you guys haven't seen where I really lose it out there. Not like in a bad way, but like,

you push it.

Oh, yeah, there was a thing about, uh, huh, there was a thing that we did that. It came out on the show about, um, with Coleman Domingo, where he's a teacher and he's like, nothing matters. Um, come up with a number, and I'm like, eleven, eleven, T4, and then, um, and then, uh, he's like, and who would be? who would be? uh, you know, a a number bigger than eleven, whatever the question was. And then I get up and I go, Ah, ah, eleven, T2, and I get.

It did it so big that all the Or it was records were like, like, Marcello, just fu- just please, just stop. And um, that's a note that's chased me my whole life since just write it kindergarten. down, just. But I, Just stop.

I. But that is my favorite kind of note, though, because the opposite is way worse.

Yeah, right, well, I can't do the opposite, I can't.

Um, you have done so many funny things on the show, your stuff with Bad Bunny has been so funny and

So grateful.

Pedro, so much good stuff. And Who was do you

your bad bunny? who was the guy, the person that came to the show okay? Well, that you

we'll get to me in a second.

okay? How long are we gonna be here? Let's do like 4 Well, we've h and then you got like, find what's good.

but but what? But do you feel like you're funnier? And that's

What's up?

that's a timer up there and that says how long we've been going.

We've been going for an hour? Yes, so I No,

have so many more questions.

I wanna hang out, I'm not leaving. How about that? What will you do? Turn the cameras off?

Okay, but bad bunny, wait, do you think you're funnier? and do you think, do do you do you think you're funnier in Spanish? Okay, do you think in Spanish?

I'm fast in Spanish.

fast in Spanish, and you write in Spanish?

Um, sometimes, yeah. So I've been doing stand up in Spanish, I've been doing a c a little touring that's co. Oh, in Spanish,

that's cool.

and it is so fun. My family, my girlfriend, my my dad, they think that I'm better in Spanish, which is, uh,

what do you think is the D? offensive. What do you think is the difference? What just the facility of the language?

I guess, I think, um, Spanish comedy is interesting because, um, it's developing. There's so many good young comedians that are doing it in Spanish. Uh, Angelo Colina is one that travels with me or has done, you know, shows with me. Um, Laura Bolivar has done a bunch of shows with me here, Santiago Espinosa, uh, Pedro Gonzalez, um, and, uh, Sofia, eh, Sofia Rivera, who's, uh, um, Nina de Rivera, who's, um, a Mexican standup who really was like a like a.

She's a titan of standup in Mexico and she's a woman and she's like, broken a lot of barriers, cause she's was the best and the biggest. Um, and is, um, and uh. I find that the reason that those stand ups like her worked so well so early on is cause stand up in Spanish for years, like Alvarez, Guedez and um, legendary, like Latino comedians in Spanish. In in the Dominican Republic, we had like, boruga and um, uh, eh, Jochi, and there's a bunch.

And they they did like long stories with a big punchline, or there it was political, it was like SNL, where you dress up like a political guy and you go, blah blah, and then the people go crazy. And so when you do an American style like of stand up, punchy, observational, observational punchy. Yeah, stuff, I think the audience is. It's a refreshing feeling. And so I feel that when I'm like, doing a Spanish set with all Hispanic people and we're all laughing.

And especially today when Latinos are going through a lot and we just get to be in a room and scream in Spanish, it feels very powerful. yeah, Pedro. And and I'm so lucky.

and I gotta say, Marcello, like, in general, the the cast right now on the show is like, really putting the variety in variety show. Like, everybody's very, very different, and there's a vibe that's like, everybody's kinda bringing the stuff that they can bring. And watching you guys do that, it it was very, very exciting. Cause the show, you, you know, needs to feel like it's a reflection of the time. And that is like, and there's

Latinos are having a moment, they're. we're having a moment, let us have a moment.

Do you ever have an SNL stress dream? Have you had any? Do you have a recurring stress dream? What is it?

it's, um, not getting to the thing, like not getting to the floor, or That's mine, it's too far. too, that's Yeah, mine, you're too far, too late. too far, too late Yeah,

running down the stairs. have you almost My name

ever? did you over? ever almost ever miss one?

No, I've never missed a have you.

No, but I almost did once.

yeah, missing a cue.

Yeah, like, no, no, like. I was in the beginning of the sketch and I was almost not out there. Yeah, and Jenna's like, you know, screaming, and she said, Marcello, and I'm coming from a place where she can't see me. So it was even more nerve wracking, cause I was there and she didn't know yet she was looking for me.

this is for on the li, this is on the live show.

Um, whether it was live or dressed, I think

it doesn't matter.

it doesn't. Ha, it doesn't need to be.

I definitely have been. I've gone out into a scene with the wrong wig, where I've been the wrong character. And then I've come out and and I've been dressed a certain way. And then I was like, and then I looked up and I was wearing the W wrong wig. And we had to, like, switch it in, like 5 s, oh my god, so exciting. But those are the kinda things that like, but but yeah, your dream is that you don't make it.

Yeah, okay,

oh, and I wanted to tell you that I've been hanging out with Jodi so much oh. Jody McCouso, that I Jodi who runs the hair Mike.

department at SNL, who whose voice is an inspiration for Bronx beat,

Sweat a weather.

sweat a weather.

And so, um, just getting to, like, she cuts my hair, she's the only person my mom lets to cut my hair. Wait, hold Um, on, yeah,

your mom is in charge of who cuts your hair. Did she used to cut your hair?

no, she's always taken me to the person that does it, and then, uh, well, Jodi has done it very well, so she's like, Jodi can do it from now on. But, uh, hearing her so much has, like, like, I've been at SNL long enough. Where if you guys didn't do her voice on the show, uh, somebody would've, because you're with her enough that you're like, Oh, this is just she's exactly that person. she is So you're telling me it's so good, it's so, so good,

okay. So speaking of the people that you work with who love you, and, um, one of them is Sarah Sherman, and that is who we talked to today. And I, she said, you would be bummed. She was like, he wants Kevin Hart, he wants us to talk to, you know, other people. But you got me and we got her, and we love her here, and she loves you, whether you believe it or not. And her 1st, she had a couple questions for you.

1st of all, she spoke so well about you.

really, sissy. That's the kind of person she is. yeah, you She just talks guys have a very good behind your back, yeah, and to your and I like that, and to face, my face, it's violence,

well, and to your face. She said, Yeah, cause her 1st question was like, What's your fucking deal, dude? really. That's That's what?

her 1st question.

What's your fucking deal?

1st of all, what's? I'll tell you what my deal is, my deal is, I'll tell you what my deal is. Cause I I know this is not just coming from her. This is a big question. There's some new cast members that feel this, they go, What's your fucking deal? And I'll tell you what my deal is. My deal is that I was not given the opportunity to be soft in my house. I see You're mean to me my whole life, my family.

I was short, my nickname in the house was Pulga, which means flea, that's my name in my house. I'm short, so they call me dwarf in my house, and nano means dwarf. That was my name in my house. Okay, so if you are a little girl that wears rainbow clothes, that's your name, that's who you are. I call people, I say it like I see it. So, you know, Tommy Brennan is a good looking kid. I say that he's good looking and that, me, he might be dumb, because that's what he looks like.

You say it that's a love and and by language. love language, and a lot of people, they misinterpret it, cause I d I can. Some people can think it's mean, but I don't think that. I think that's how my family talked to me. So

Gen Z love short, I just want you to know, Gen Z love yes, but short guys,

do why? right? Why? That's cause they the question love, they love short out of guilt, out of kings. guilt of of what they've done No, I to the shorts for years. Now they're trying to be nice, and you know what, now we don't care, as on behalf of the shorts, we don't care, short. we don't care what you wanna say to us. Short king, like, I need that. I taught myself to be self, to have self esteem, cause you wouldn't give it to me.

Okay, I see Women in their bio talking about must be 6 ft to ride this roller coaster. Shush,

you're right, you're right, they don't deserve it'll deserve you,

me now. they don't deserve Now I'm supposed to say, you, thank you, oh, thank you, please. okay. And um, What's your deal?

Sarah's 2nd question, Why are you not answering my texts? We already talked about that.

Sarah's just a complainer, right? And so, and sometimes I can, sometimes I do have the bandwidth, but right now I'm too busy to You're too be too bandwidth. busy. But I, I will say this about Sarah. I watch her on podcasts when I'm like, bored, I'll watch Sarah on a podcast. Sarah has jokes per minute, Sarah's always You, you trying to do a joke.

guys both are very you. G- Yeah, she has so many, you guys are both really quick She's quick, I like and you're so her. quick. And then M she, uh, sweetly. Her 3rd question was like, basically, like, you have written so many great jokes, you have really well written jokes. You're a physical person, you have a ton of charisma. Like, you know how to work a room, like it's I'm gonna cry not,

in front of Amy Poehler.

but you have really, really good. Let that take this compliment in, and you have really, really good jokes, and you are very, very good writer. And she wants to know, like, how do you see yourself as a writer? like, do you see yourself as a writer? and can you accept that you're a good one?

Um, I don't know, um, but um,

You're not gonna answer this question.

I don't know. I'm just like, Um, I don't feel like I'm a great writer. I, I, I'm. I'm probably gonna take a sketch writing class this summer. Cause of that fear of like, cause also I just watched, like, cause Sarah. A lot of the people at the show, they know sketch, and I came so hard from stand up that I don't know sketch that well. And watching people like Mikey and Streeter and Colin and, uh, Bowen, and

and know how to like structure and heighten.

and you like all of the stuff you've done and Maya and all. Like so many people that have come from th that came from sketch to the show that are so. Ashley Padilla is such a great sketch writer. And I'm like, athletically jealous of like that ability, and I think that she's right. Like, I can write jokes, but the format and the the character reveal and all that stuff is stuff that if it wasn't for Jake Nordwind and Mike Decenzo, who have been, like, really with me a lot.

Um, and Asha Ward is like, I would not be, I wouldn't, I wouldn't get anything on, cause I'm just jokes. And so I'm learning, I'm trying to learn more and more of, like, what that thing is. And

But I think that's really cool. Like Sarah was on here, she's now her going in her 5th year, and she was like,

so I'm going in my 4th year.

Yeah, you're a year behind her. And it's like, that's when you start being like, should I practice my backhand? Like, what's the thing? Like? Like, I, I've got on, I've got some stuff on. People know who I am. I'm like playing to my strengths. Now, I'm playing with good people. Now I know how this place works. And then you can start being like, all right, can I start trying some stuff that, like, maybe I don't necessarily go to automatically?

But like, it's cool, it's a cool trajectory of being on that show. And and being an artist, basically, that's what a good artist does is they keep trying new things, seeing what works, like learning from good people, getting better, that's what they do.

yeah, and you what, like you did the show,

Look, he just he's now, he's talking about me.

of course. Well, what, what am I to do? What am I to do? What is what type of psychotic person sits with Amy Poehler and goes, Let's talk about me? You have to be who Denzel like, Um,

Denzel, if you're watching, I'd love to have you on.

yes, Denzel should come by, he would kill this. Oh I would my gosh,

love to have Denzel.

um, so cause you did the show, right? And this is something, by the way, that I have to ask you, um, in person, because I've been petrified to text you after our debacle. So you did the show, you had this, you know, obviously incredible transition into TV, and you've done so many funny parts and roles, and you've written and you've done it all. What, like advice do you have for someone that like me, or like Sarah, or like any, or like, you know, Ashley, or even Bowen?

That just left the show? And so many people that looked up to you and have seen you as like a beacon of like. That is a funny lady that has worked hard and is successful. What do you say to us?

let me ask you one question the the after the show, do you wanna do more? D is the hope to do more, like written stuff, more film, more TV and stuff like that. Yeah, then I would say my advice, if that was what you would wanna do, is two things is like, don't take anyone else's advice, don't listen to anybody. I know, because Who is you,

the person you really wanna? Advice from? That says something like well, you that?

only know, you only know what's right for you. Just like, and um, I would say, enjoy where you are as best you can when you're there. I just think that simple idea of enjoying where you are and not. I mean, I, I, I don't always take this advice either. But this idea of like, if I get here, then I'll get here, and if I get here, then I'll get here. And it's like, and we can do that our whole lives.

We can always be like, this is good, this is great, but like, I want more sketches, or now, okay, I've been on for seven years now, I wanna like. It just never ends, the dissatisfaction of our job, and that's motivating, and that's good. But I would say, I think the real win is being actually where you are in life and trying as best you can to enjoy it. It's like the hardest thing in the world to do, but the few times I've done it, my whole life has changed.

And what do you do when you're like, what is an example of you enjoying Like where you are?

being like, actually, well, for the way it looks like for me, I I bet it looks similar for you. Is that I'm actually like looking around and laughing with the people I get to be with, and not like the way, worrying, like, yes, just like being in, being in my body, in real, in real space and time. I know it sounds esoteric, but as far as career advice, who fucking knows? Like, in five years, we may have to do fucking comedy on the moon and TV will be on your phone and books will be a a snack that you eat.

And like, we don't like, who knows what's gonna be in the how we're gonna make con. I mean, I'm doing a podcast, I know, so like, what, you know, if you told me I didn't even know what podcasts were,

I know, and by the way, so it's one of the best ones. Award winning crazy.

so, as far as career, who knows? Okay, yeah, whatever, thank Okay, okay, you. I do it's not. It wasn't

love it very much.

good advice.

No, it was, it was. I'm gonna live in the moment, but and I I don't know I or how quick you're gonna wrap enjoy the moment, up. Yeah, enjoy it, yeah,

cause, like, life is a dream and we're all gonna die, you know?

um, you played a game here with Fred,

Yes, what game do we and play? You wanna play it?

I want to play it with you.

Okay, which? which game was it?

It's a game where you tell someone to pretend they're an expert

let's play it. about something, Okay, okay, okay, and then they are I can't wait. Okay, okay, okay,

And I'm gonna, and I I. I watched Fred and I loved his so much, and he did a lot of stuff that I liked that I might incorporate into mine because it's so good. So But maybe you go okay, okay, I'll 1st, I go 1st. So tell you,

to remind people that didn't listen to the Fred Armisen episode, Fred and I, we. It's a great game where we play, where, well, I don't know if we play it, but we just I made him play They go it.

no, no, no, big red, no, okay, Where you yeah,

get a subject and you have to talk for a minute, um, as if you were an expert.

I have my phone, yours is dead, and it's it's from 2004. How dare Here we go.

you, how dare you? Okay, so you have. I

of course.

have to try, and you have to re try to be convincing, you have to be. You can't be like, jokey, you have to be like you're giving a talk on this thing. Okay, okay,

I tell you yours. so yes, Okay, yes yes, um, okay. Uh, you are an expert on, um, corn. Three, two, one, go.

Before you start talking about the individual varieties of corn, you really have to understand what corn means to America, and what corn means to America is a sense of community. It means that we as a nation are coming together to create a crop that means we will be okay. Corn represents safety and security, and so the varieties of which I'll talk about all of them today. of course, Um, th. They, in many ways, represent our relationship to corn in general.

How we've gotten to know it, how we've gotten to grow it, and and how we use that incredible crop, which has sustained our forefathers, how we've used it to find out about ourselves. So let's get started. 1st with

God damn it, you got so good, I mean, I don't that's really know. good.

I felt like I was bullshitting. We're all a kernel, Okay, now you go, we're all of we're all all on. all kernels. Okay, You are an expert on, um, uh, the invention of penicillin. okay, count me down, Here we go.

um, so penicillin in, uh, many ways, is a reaction, right? um, penicillin is a reaction to the effects of the penicillin before penicillin. Alcohol, right? For many years, alcohol was penicillin, but what's the deal with alcohol, right? You drink it, you drink it, you drink it, you numb yourself in the pain, but there's an emotional experience. The beauty of penicillin is that it gives you all of the benefits of alcohol without the hangover and the emotional moments.

You know, and, um, a lot of people don't know this, but um, in, uh, 1879, um, Jeffrey L. Sillen, he goes, he goes, What are we gonna do, right? He f- he figures this out, and then he goes, How do we get it in people? Something like a pen, and that's actually penicillin was backwards, also the creation of the syringe. whoa, I A lot of people did not don't know that. Yeah, know that and that's a minute and 15.

you had me until you said, and he goes, Jeffrey L. Sillen and Jeffrey, and he goes, What are we gonna do?

I think I I bet I was at a minute before that, but wow, corn, you were very good with corn Uh, I and thank you for penicillin.

started it wrong.

W- You knew science was not my thing. I went to summer school for chemistry as well, and I failed and he goes, that, and he goes, What are we gonna and then Jeffrey

do? L. Sillen, he What are we gonna goes, What are do?

we gonna do? And that's big. One of the biggest questions in science is, when Jeffrey,

That is one of the biggest questions it is in science.

one of the biggest. What are we? what What are we gonna do? When, whenever are we gonna something is an

do?

obstacle has arrived, every major scientist in history has said, What are we gonna do? And so that's, you know, and I'll tell you what we're gonna do here today. Wrap this up. A lot of people in the comments here live are saying, keep going, We don't have we want more.

live comments.

See in the comments, Hey, chat, I know, guys, I wanna stay. Let the record show. It's like a lot. Oh my god, a super chat, 500 bucks, 500 bucks. If I stay, thank you, Lizard King 45, thank you buddy.

And then what are you watching right now, listening to? Who makes you laugh, Marcello?

How much time do we have? I'm two, Not a lot. That's just a fact.

just need one.

One thing I'm watching, okay,

What are you liking, watching,

watching, right?

listening? You listen to? I know you're a bit of a culture vulture, I can tell.

I do. I do love listening to you. I listen to you in, uh, shorts, Yeah, you I watch the shorts,

watch it on your phone. I know,

all the shorts. I understand, Um, to have a laugh, um, to have a laugh is. It's tough. I I know, I, I try to stay like, I almost try to, like, keep. I know Do you ever do that? it's yes. It's hard Yeah,

to. That's why I ask, cause I'm like, I wanna watch more comedy, I watch a lot of dark stuff and I need to like. Is there a video? is there a there's a video, video that you play that you love?

there's one. This is kind of,

It's just on your phone.

yeah, it's only for me. Um,

I can look it up on my laptop, too. to play it. Um, No, we don't have that capacity here.

um, I. I recently watched this video of a guy who can cry on command Ooh, and he's talking about how his, um, he's,

is this on TikTok?

yeah, I'll show you. It's really crazy. And um, he's, he's just crying, cause his tire is flat and and it's like, really intense. And I laughed so hard. Marcello, we We gotta go, I know it sucks. It's Marcello, like when you go to your aunt's house and you're like, I knew it, you're my aunt, and I, I knew I love you and I like to be at your house. And then you go, I know, but I have a life as well, and you go, Okay, I get it.

Send me back to where I came from.

But I love visiting my nephew, I love when he I know brings me flowers, I did bring you it's so nice.

flowers. They're big, too. They're absolutely gorgeous, Thank you,

they really are gorgeous. thank you so Thank you, Marcello, you're much. the 1st person to ever bring me flowers on the show.

Is that true? And I want that to go down in history. Thank you to Amy Poehler. I'm so inspired by you. I'm serious, you have to. You do it to people all day long. It's almost like what you do with this podcast. And I think it's ridiculous to give people compliments, cause it sucks and it's weird and it hurts. It makes me feel weird when I get a compliment, I've noticed, so I like to attack with it.

I've noticed, And you don't like it either. Look I know at you,

we didn't.

you don't like it either, huh? No, honey, you're not This I found gonna compliment in an institution. me, you're not complimenting Yes, you deserve it. me. No, You are powerful, you are smart, you have thank a good family, you, Marcello. It you have created is for being a world for yourself. here. Thank you so You did podcasting

much for being here.

for a week and then got awards. You are insane, Thank you you're so funny so much, at SNL, you are an example thank you so much of how it's supposed

for coming.

to be. And so many We have comedians in the

to go.

world have you to thank This room for the platform is gonna be used you gave them. by somebody else, And I'll tell we have you, yeah,

to go.

okay, and I just wanna say a couple more things. And Amy Poehler, the w, the Thank the, the longevity

you so much.

of what you've done. To start where you started and then get to Thank you so here from SNL, they much. go, Okay, she did SNL. Now, God, return what, what? these lights, Now? What? we're renting Parks and Rec, these lights, you're a and we gotta get savage on Parks

em back. and Rec, dying of We gotta get laughter, dying of laughter, em back. I'm

dying of laughter. so sorry, You s you. You create Marcello, thank you, stars, you create thanks, stars. Think about the people on that show thank you with you, it's

so much. Marcello.

it's Nick Offerman, it's it's Aubrey Plaza, and you're with them and you're playing back and forth. And the people are laughing, We've cut the people don't the feed, turn it off, we've cut the feed, don't touch it.

we've cut the feed. You did We've cut the feed long okay, all ago. Don't right, whatever, look at the clock, no, the it doesn't matter.

clock's bright ring, blinking red. A woman just wrote WTF, and I say a woman because it's just this is what's here.

I have a button under my desk It's your team, and I just press it. It's a security it's a security button and someone's gonna button. They're coming, aren't come and get me they? And you know quickly.

what? I want her to drag me out of here. You Now should be on I'm getting mad, every Bravo show now I'm actually getting you'd get a lot, mad, now I'm actually you're getting upset. getting mad. Yeah, Okay, okay, it's time to go, I'm go, okay, hear my no, hey, okay, let's go, I'm okay. Thank you. I wanna say a shout out, quick shout out to my mom, to all the Latinos out there. Keep it, keep grinding, baby.

We are not we going anywhere.

do need you to leave.

And, uh, that's, um, and, uh, you know Security what I mean to my sister,

is on the way.

my my dad, my stepdad, all the men in my life, my uncle Babido, rest in peace. I love, I loved you, and I still love You're really you. And my little making people uncomfortable sister is so

now, you're right.

talented and my girlfriend is beautiful. And thank you guys, man. Wow, Woo, Marcello, thank you come on in and you guys gotta get this woman a phone.

thank you so much, Marcello. That was so fun and a wild ride, and thank you for the flowers and so many hard laughs. And, you know, leave it to Marcello to, um, introduce me to a woman in comedy that I've never heard of. So, uh, for this polar plunge, I'm excited to, uh, dig deep into the work of Sofia Nino de Rivera, who, uh, is a, uh, uh, an actress and stand up, um, born in Mexico City and um, who performs in English and in Spanish, and who is really, really funny.

So check her stuff out. And thank you, Marcello, for introducing me, uh, and all of us, to a whole other world of great people to laugh at and laugh with. Thanks for checking out this episode of Good Hang and we'll see you soon. Bye. You've been listening to Good Hang. The executive producers for this show are Bill Simmons, Jenna Weiss-Berman, and me, Amy Poehler. The show is produced by The Ringer and Paper Kite. For The Ringer, production by Jack Wilson, Kat Spillane, Kaya McMullen, Alea Zaneras, Bridget Gearlings, Paige Garbarini, Belle Roman, and Drew Van Steenbergen.

For Paper Kite, production by Sam Green, Joel Lovell, and Jenna Weiss-Berman. Original music by Amy Miles.

All I ever wanted was really good.

This episode is brought to you by Caesar. Dog parents, what do you have on the menu tonight? If you're looking to serve your favorite four-legged friend high-quality wet dog food they'll be genuinely excited about, we say just eat Caesar. Whether it's a protein-rich beef recipe on Monday or a savory chicken and vegetable dinner on Wednesday, Caesar offers a variety of delicious meals made with freshly crafted, slow-cooked ingredients, all designed to support your dog's everyday nutrition without compromise.

That's real variety, real ingredients, and real excitement at mealtime. So if you're looking to serve a meal your dog actually looks forward to every single day, they should totally just eat Caesar. Learn more at caesar dot com. Your dog will thank you. This episode is brought to you by Sephora. Holiday gifting can be a tough gig. You're frantically searching, second-guessing everything, and accidentally buying your dad eye cream he's never gonna use. Thankfully, Sephora is here to save us from ourselves.

Whether you're shopping for a total beauty guru or someone whose whole routine is hand soap, Sephora has the perfect gift for everyone on your list. And if you're still lost, don't panic. Their beauty advisors can guide you to safety. This holiday season, we all Sephora. Shop gifts at Sephora and give something beautiful.