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Sean Hayes

10 episodes · 31 quoted claims

Jason Bateman says Linda Cardellini won a fireplace on The Price Is Right in 1994.

“In 1994, she won a fireplace on the prices, right?”

SmartLess · 0:05:54

Jason Bateman says Linda Cardellini has worked on television and in film for over 30 years.

“She's been in your hearts and minds and on your TVs and movie screens for over 30 years.”

SmartLess · 0:05:54

Jason Bateman says Linda Cardellini graduated from Loyola Marymount University in 1997.

“got even better in 97, when she graduated from Loyola Marymount.”

SmartLess · 0:06:15

Jason Bateman says Linda Cardellini was 22 when she played a teenager on Freaks and Geeks.

“I just looked it up this morning, you were 22 on that.”

SmartLess · 0:27:27

Jason Bateman says writer Steve Conrad writes pauses and rhythm changes into his scripts through punctuation and structure.

“Steve actually writes those in just based on punctuation and and, uh, just structure”

SmartLess · 0:34:56

Jason Bateman says Linda Cardellini has an A24 show on Peacock called Crystal Lake, a prequel to Friday the 13th.

“Now you got this new show coming on, an A24 show on Peacock called Crystal Lake.”

SmartLess · 0:43:40

Jason Bateman says he and Linda Cardellini met in the parking garage of their apartment building in Atlanta a couple of days before their first scene.

“We had met in the parking garage of the uh, of the apartment building we were both staying in in Atlanta.”

SmartLess · 0:53:32

Sean Hayes said his blood work, done several months before the recording, came back very bad because of years of sugar and fat in his diet.

“It was like I had creme brulee for blood, like I had it was just sugar and fat all the way”

SmartLess · 0:00:12

Sean Hayes said he has eaten whatever he wanted for his entire life, which he put at seventy-six years.

“all seventy-six years. I've been eating what I want.”

SmartLess · 0:00:43

Sean Hayes said he has always had very high triglycerides, along with high cholesterol.

“I've always had super high triglycerides, like, really bad, and then the cholesterol and whatever.”

SmartLess · 0:05:20

Sean Hayes said he noticed a Häagen-Dazs label listing about 25 grams of sugar per half cup, which he estimated meant 80 to 100 grams in a whole pint.

“it says, like, half of a cup has, like, twenty-five grams of sugar, and there's, like, I don't know how many cups in there”

SmartLess · 0:06:08

Sean Hayes said his doctor told him he had started forming soft plaque, which pushed him to change his habits.

“I started forming soft plaque and all this stuff, so that's what's keeping me alive.”

SmartLess · 0:07:53

Sean Hayes said that on Will and Grace, directed by James Burrows, the cast worked about four hours a day.

“we would get to work at 10, and we'd be done at two, four, four hours a day.”

SmartLess · 0:14:47

Sean Hayes said sitcom scripts were once called teleplays because the shows were staged like plays.

“if you remember, the scripts used to be called teleplays, it wouldn't be called scripts.”

SmartLess · 0:18:02

Sean Hayes said he takes a statin, a cholesterol-lowering drug, though he wishes he did not need to.

“I'm on a statin, which I really wish I wasn't, but I”

SmartLess · 0:23:48

Sean Hayes said he is not on GLP-1 drugs but was prediabetic, and that he takes metformin.

“I'm not on those, but I was pre pre-diabetes.”

SmartLess · 0:24:40

Sean Hayes argued that adults do not need three meals a day because they are no longer growing.

“We we don't need to eat 3 meals a day because we're not growing anymore.”

SmartLess · 0:26:52

Sean Hayes said his production company Hazy Mills produced Hot in Cleveland, Grimm and History of Comedy on CNN.

“we had Hot in Cleveland, we had Grimm, we had, uh, History of Comedy on CNN”

SmartLess · 0:28:42

Sean Hayes recently performed a one-man thriller called The Unknown in which he played ten characters.

“a one-man show called The Unknown, where I played ten different characters.”

SmartLess · 0:31:27

Sean Hayes said The Unknown was a monologue lasting an hour and ten minutes, which he learned by memorizing it in a corner of his room.

“it's an hour and ten minutes monologue, and so you just start memorizing it.”

SmartLess · 0:31:27

Sean Hayes said the Broadway schedule of eight shows a week was started by producers to earn more money.

“The eight shows a week, like, who started that? Well, obviously, producers did, to make money, because the more shows you do, the more money.”

SmartLess · 0:34:18

Sean Hayes says he was arrested in college for stealing a turkey sandwich.

“I was in college, I got arrested for stealing a turkey sandwich.”

SmartLess · 0:35:45

Sean said he and Colman Domingo both appeared in Edgar Wright's film The Running Man.

“I didn't even realize, um, we were both in The Running Man, the Edgar Wright movie, Right?”

SmartLess · 1:03:15

Sean Hayes says audiences reacted excitedly to Ben Affleck's appearance in the trailer for The Flash.

“but I saw the trailer for the flash and everybody was like freaking out when you came on the screen.”

SmartLess · 0:45:27

Sean Hayes says Ben Affleck won two Academy Awards, tied to Good Will Hunting and Argo.

“you won 2 Academy Awards, Good Will Hunting and Argo”

SmartLess · 0:47:51

Sean Hayes says Ben Affleck shot Argo a few houses from his own and that he watched Affleck direct in his pajamas.

“you shot Argo 3 houses down from me, and I would walk over in my pajamas and sit down and watch you direct”

SmartLess · 0:48:34

The SmartLess hosts announced a live show at the Hollywood Bowl on October 17.

“We're gonna be at the Bowl. Hollywood Bowl October 17th.”

SmartLess · 0:00:46

Jason Bateman's co-host notes that Benny Blanco's book is titled 'Fuck Failure', which Benny describes as a guide to failing upwards.

“It's called Fuck Failure, is that what It's called?”

SmartLess · 0:59:34

Sean Hayes said his Broadway play is set in 1958 backstage at the Tonight Show, where Oscar Levant is a guest.

“So the show takes place in 1958, backstage at the Tonight show. Oscar Levant is the guest on the Tonight Show that night.”

SmartLess · 0:04:27

Sean Hayes said he learned Mariska Hargitay's mother is Jayne Mansfield, who is referenced repeatedly in his Broadway show.

“I go, your mom is Jayne Mansfield. I go, Do you know that we reference your mom in this show over and over again?”

SmartLess · 0:05:21

Sean Hayes told Mariska Hargitay that her mother, Jayne Mansfield, made her Broadway debut in the same theater where his show is running.

“your mom made her Broadway debut in this theater that we're working in right now.”

SmartLess · 0:05:21